My Husband Says Inappropriate Things (Rerun #2)

Pumpkin Delight is mocking me for doing reruns since I've turned one. However, I am not considering them reruns as much as a Top 5. Plus, since I have a couple new readers, who I am sure haven't read everysinglething that I have written, I thought I'd give them a chance to read a couple of posts that made me laugh... 'Cause sometimes I'm funny!
Friday night started out like any other Friday night in Vegas. We got dressed up. We had a fantastic dinner (I'll dedicate a whole post to that later). Then, in a quest for cheaper tables and mardi gras beads for Michelle, we headed toward the Rio. When we got there, the valet was allegedly full. I yelled to the teenage valet guy that we had "lots of money to spend" inside the casino. Andy even tried to slip the guy a whole 5 dollars and he still turned us away. We got the shake down from a valet guy.

So, we ended up across the street at The Gold Coast. That's right, I said it, The Gold Coast. Okay so we were the youngest people in there, but we had a damn good time. Andy, Vish, and Julie headed for the craps table. Casey, Michelle, Shelley, and I headed for a little slot action. By the time we hooked back up again, Andy looked a little something like this:

This is where the inappropriateness starts. (Remember my warning. If you are easily offended, read no further. You have been warned!) If you are still reading...I like you!! Apparently, the free cocktails were not very strong so, Michelle kept bringing Andy better drinks. By the time I was with him again he was toasted. Now, my husband is funny normally. But, when he is drunk and he has an audience...watch out!! The picture above is Andy doing a song and dance number about "If you marry white, you'll do all right." It was a proud moment for me.

Here we have Andy realizing he has just offended me (not really) and now he changes his tune a little bit. Here he decides he is going to "trade his Caucasian for an Asian." Umm hmm.

Now here we have Andy telling everyone "My wife isn't wearing any shoes because I've knocked them boots." Oh, if only that were true. And to think I was going to Vegas for a little break in child care. Oh well.